JIMMY SHUBERT www.jimmyshubert.com
	It was Jimmy's scene-stealing performance as the lollipop-sucking strip club bouncer in Columbia Pictures' GO, directed by Doug Liman (SWINGERS), that jumpstarted his film career. Since, he has landed several roles in films such as Jerry Bruckheimer's "Coyoye Ugly" and Fox Searchlight Pictures' ONE HOUR PHOTO, starring Robin Williams (scheduled to premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2002). He has also been seen on numerous television shows including ER, KING OF QUEENS, RUDE AWAKENINGS, ANGEL, ONCE AND AGAIN, SECRET SERVICE GUY and YOUTH IN REVOLT. Jimmy, of course, wants more. Namely, a regular sitcom part, an HBO comedy special, and a lead role in a film.
	JIMMY SHUBERT "Animal Instincts" Working in a sort of comedic short-story form, Shubert hammers at the funny bone primarily with his observations on wildlife: frogs that secrete hallucinogens, eagles that copulate in midflight and an unlucky fish who sees a restaurant serve his friend Larry on a bed of rice with a side dish of carrots and peas. The dark quality of Shubert's material is topped only by the passionate intensity of his delivery. "People know I'm working harder than an ugly stripper and they respond to that.,' Shubert. says. "I feed off the energy of the audience. It's not enough to make 'em laugh. I want to hurt 'em, for their ribs to be sore., wiping the tears away. It's a great job. If all I ever did in my life was make people laugh and get paid, that's the best job in the world for me."
	1. Psychedelic Frogs 2. Wild Discovery 3. Grandma's Cakes 4. From Democracy to Hipocrisy 5. The New Military 6. Comparison Shopping 7. Faking it! 8. Mastercard Commercial 9. Bovine Intervention 10. Animal (Last) Rites! 11. Transsexual Lesbians 12. Conjoinal Nightmare 13. Rural Bestiality 14. Lock and Load
	JIMMY SHUBERT "Pandemonium" Jimmy Shubert, Pandemonium In this whole Red State-Blue State debacle, it seems lately that the liberal denizens of comedy have been crowding the stage, but Stand Up! Records is pleased to report that they've found themselves the voice of the masses in one Jimmy Shubert. A man's man with a conservative outlook and an utterly pragmatic sensibility, Shubert is ready to take on all the ACLU wonks and Green Party members you can throw at him, because he's determined to come out fighting -- and win. Clearly drawing on a great tradition of snappy one-liners, Shubert weaves these hilarious outbursts into occasionally thoughtful, but always raucous stories, holding his own, riffing on both politics and the battles of every day life. He easily combines what's great about both the instant gratification of a punch line and the hilarity of trying to find a way to justify that punch line, and obviously has the audience in the palm of his hand while he works them over. If you've ever wanted to hear someone take on what seems like endless liberal comedic rants, Jimmy Shubert might just be your best bet. Like a modern day Archie Bunker, Shubert comes out swinging on his latest CD, "Pandemonium."
	1. Being a Comedian 2. TSA-Holes 3. Coffee Break 4. Fresh Pepper 5. (Chet) Adkins Diet 6. Too Much Chicken 7. Anybody Got A Hanger? 8. You're Fired! 9. New School Math 10. Priority Mail 11. Forensic Evidense 12. I Now Pronounce You Man & Man 13. Scantily Clad 14. Armchair Activist 15. War!!...What Is It Good For? 16. Oh, God! 17. Fantasy Tri-Fecta